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Super Terrorist Confesses!!!

Super KSM!Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (being referred to in the news as ‘KSM’- perhaps this will become a new sports clothing line?) has apparently confessed to just about everything that anyone bad did EVER.

I am a little late in reporting this (I was busy doing work that actually generates my salary yesterday), wonkette already nailed it; but they didn’t print the full list.

Items missed that KSM (now with electrolytes!) was also responsible for:


Vanilla Ice (He has an official web site. I am thinking… Gollum…)

“Flavor of Love”

Toe Fungus

Lindbergh Baby Kidnapping

Keiko’s Death

Oddly- Fox News’ list seemed to not mention one of the most egregious acts; the beheading of Daniel Pearl. Perhaps the snubbing of the ultra-liberal publication Wall Street Journal’s reporter was just an oversight- perhaps they just hate jews as well as blacks.

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  1. pirano said,

    March 17, 2007 at 6:05 am

    He’s been water boarded (is that a word?) for five years, and that’s all he’s admitted to? I’m sure he’s behind lots of other stuff, like why the Cleveland Indians haven’t won a world series since 1948, Britney Spears’ fall, and hanging chads.

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